Tuesday, April 14, 2009

washitall

still can't bring myself to write a full report. every time i think about writing it, i get a mettalic taste in my mouth and my quads start to hurt. a general summary in bullet format:

-i pissed on myself 5 times
-my hands were raw
-the bike was flawless
-i wanted suspension badly
-the womble trail is worth an 8 hr drive, shit 16 hrs even
-the ouachita trail can kiss my ass
-i am fat
-i haven't ridden my mtn bike 80 miles before...what made me think i could do it now?
-i loved the ouachita challenge
-i hated the ouachita challenge
-my knees were swollen
-i had weird 'pimples' around both of my knees
-the weather was perfect
-the weather was not perfect
-i was warm
-i was cold
-hammer products are the bees knees
-brian furhman is fast
-phillip, hardwick and john are almost as fast
-i like fat tire beer
-i like pbr
-the service at pizza hut sux, in general.
-my car that always runs perfect decided to not run so perfect the moment i rolled away from my house toward arkansas
-i will complete the 80 next year

3 comments:

  1. Well put. i might also add:
    -I pissed in the woods... but I got off the bike to do it
    -suspension is good
    -i had pimples in other places
    -i am not as fast as i am fat
    -pizza hut does indeed bite
    -sub 9:00 is realistic... right?

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  2. damn dat.....you pushed me over the edge.....just pimped a fox fork off of flea bay after reading this shit...thanks alot

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